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<h1>Real Church Signs</h1><strong> Author: <a href='http://www.articleseen.com/profile_Steve-0.aspx'>Steve-0</a></strong><br /><p>Here's a collection of church signs or billboards where they traditionally place a message up for Sunday's service. It's kind of an advertisement. Some of them are quite revealing while others are quite comical. These are all of the ones that I have personally seen, and many of them I actually liked. Refunds. If you do not want to stay with Jesus, the devil will gladly take you back. - Fairview Church In the dark? Then follow the Son. - Baptist Church Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake did not have a leg to stand on. - Lutheran Church There is no God. Don't believe everything that you read. - Grace Church No trespassing. Violators will be baptized in Jesus' name. - Apostolic Church Don't be caught dead without Jesus. - Baptist Church. What's missing from this ch__ch sign? U R. - Protestant Church God wants full custody, not weekend visitation. - Free Methodist Church To be almost saved is to be totally lost. - Independent Baptist Church Prayer. Wireless access to God with no roaming fees. - Pentecostal Church God grant me patience, please hurry. - Calvary Church I hate Victory Family Church. (Signed) Satan - Victory Church Stop, drop and roll does not work in Hell! - Mainstreet Christian Church Reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle. (signed) George Washington. 1st President - No separation.Org Friend Don't let other friends go to Hell. - Assembly of God Turn or Burn. - First Baptist Church If God is your co-pilot, switch seats. - Ponds Baptist Church Forbidden fruits create many jams. - Christ the King Church. Forgive your enemies, it messes with their head. - Baptist Church WalMart is not the only savings place. - Oak Grove Baptist Church God is like Tide soap, He gets the stains out that others left behind. - Trinity Church Hipster. Jesus loved you before you were cool. - Lutheran Church Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. - New Church The best Vitamin for a Christian is B1. - New Church Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet Him. - Church of God Will will you be sitting for eternity? Smoking or Non-Smoking? - New Church Cars are not the only thing recalled by their maker. - Plainview Baptist Church You may party in Hell, but you will be the barbecue. - Our Saviour's Church Under the same management for 2,000 years. - New Church Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. (signed) God - Baptist Church Do not criticize your wife's judgment. Look at who she married! - First Presbyterian Church Wrinkled with burdens? Come in for a faith lift. - United Methodist Church Seeking a sign from God? This is it! - Independent Church Sign Give Satan an inch, and he will be your ruler. - Skyview Baptist Church Prevent truth decay, brush up on your Bible. - Laurel Street Baptist Church Choose the Bread of Life or you are toast. - Grace Baptist Church God expects spiritual fruits, not religious nuts! - Grove Baptist Church Here are some funny and interesting bumper stickers. Best math equation. 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Warning. Exposure to the Son may prevent burning. Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. </p><strong>About the Author:</strong><br />Google, Wikipedia, King James Bible, Baptist Church, Lutheran Church, Methodist Church, cavary Church, Pentecostal Church, Independent Church<p> Article Source: <a href='http://www.articleseen.com/Article_Real-Church-Signs_78717.aspx'> http://www.articleseen.com/Article_Real Church Signs_78717.aspx</a></p>

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