The Most Bizarre Newborn Baby Gifts the Internet Has to Offer

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<h1>The Most Bizarre Newborn Baby Gifts the Internet Has to Offer</h1><strong> Author: <a href='http://www.articleseen.com/profile_Avril James.aspx'>Avril James</a></strong><br /><p>When it comes to baby gifts, there are the conventional onesies and teddy bears, the creative funky baby clothes for boys and girls and then there is the just plain weird. The sort of bizarre and baffling stuff that you can order off the internet for your children is absolutely fascinating and leaves you wondering what the designers were thinking. Here are a few of the strangest and most interesting newborn baby gifts that can be found for sale on the internet. Infant Cleaning Mop Are you tired of sweeping the floor and wish your baby could help you out with the chores? Why not put them in a special onesie with mop fibres on the arms and legs and let them polish your hardwood floor to a high sheen while they are practicing crawling around. They are crawling around anyway, so it’s definitely not child labour or baby exploitation! Baby Swimming Neck Ring The idea behind this product is that it is an inflatable ring around your baby‘s neck which allows them to keep afloat in water. It’s a nice thought and it’s supposed to help baby learn to swim and even have therapeutic effects, but it looks horribly uncomfortable and there is no question that you will get glares from all the other parents as they see you your inflatable baby-strangler. The Baby Keeper Have you ever been desperate to use the toilet in a public washroom but don’t have anywhere to put down the baby? This is a portable harness which allows you to strap in your baby and then hang them from the inside of a bathroom stall while you do your business. However, suspending your baby by only a couple of hooks seems a little bit dangerous and you will have to carry around this clunky harness everywhere you go, making this gift not only strange but impractical as well. The NoseFrida Snot Sucker Although this sounds pretty gross, it is actually a real thing. Nosefrida is a BPA-Free nasal aspirator which allows you to unclog the mucus from your baby’s sinuses without damaging their delicate membranes. You simply place the rubber hose up your baby’s nose and then suck on the other end. Don’t worry; you won’t end up with a mouthful of snot, as there is a filter which keeps everything from your mouth. It’s one of the handier newborn baby gifts for helping a congested baby, but there is a good chance that attempting to use it will make you gag. These are just a few of the most strange and bizarre newborn baby gifts that can be found online. If you are bringing gifts to a family with a new-born, you might want to consider sticking with the conventional toys, clothes and storybooks. Of course most of us are quite happy when it comes to buying newborn baby gifts, to go for some of the more traditional personalised baby gifts rather than the truly strange inventions. </p><strong>About the Author:</strong><br />Avril James is a frequent contributor for Nappy Head the well-established and fashion conscious baby clothes and quality kids clothing. She has written many articles on childrens fashion and personalised <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.nappyhead.co.uk/Baby-Gift-Baskets.html">baby gifts</a>.<p> Article Source: <a href='http://www.articleseen.com/Article_The-Most-Bizarre-Newborn-Baby-Gifts-the-Internet-Has-to-Offer_247103.aspx'> http://www.articleseen.com/Article_The Most Bizarre Newborn Baby Gifts the Internet Has to Offer_247103.aspx</a></p>

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